Movie Game But Without Movie- McDonald's Edition

    So these last few weeks have been a wacky time for the gamuwas, with GTA Online releasing, it's apparently busted so uh, for shame. Rockstar is, however, releasing some sort of a stimulus package for all the poor schlubs afflicted. French-o developer David Cage and his team over at Quantic Dream in Paris just released their new game a few hours ago starring Willem Dafoe and Ellen Page titled Beyond: Two Souls. The Walking Dead and Back to the Future adventure game devs Telltale's next comic undertaking, and adaptation of Fables has had its embargo lifted and it's apparently not shit, so that's cool. The newest Pokemon shit is coming out so PETA made some more literal shit for your eyes to take in- in the form of another shitty flash game. Cool. This time it's even edgier, because they lambaste the fine folks at Game Freak for releasing two versions of each of their games! (Woooooo) That noise, right? The wooo one? That was the phantom of me caring about PETA games.

Who's that guy? Fucking Grimace? Aw shucks.