Another Bug Hunt

     So that one game that the boners were over for the next console generation's launch, Watch Dogs, has been delayed to Spring 2014, further proving to the world that the sale for those boxes should be in goddamn stasis until next year. Unless, y'know, you wanna play car game. If you wanna play car game, go spend money to play car game. Sega, after a massive failure with Aliens: Colonial Marines, is apparently testing the waters again next generation with Alien: Isolation.  The game is rumored to star Ripley's daughter and only have one xenomorph, so maybe it'd be kinda tense and cool if it wasn't going to be kinda cool and then awful. Pokemon X and Y have sold more than 4 million copies, making them the fastest selling 3DS thing to date. So there you go. Couple that with the Wind Waker HD Wii-U bundle and Nintendo's kicking the dicks right now. Kicking the dicks.

Carry on, my Watch Dogs son