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     So that one video game, right? Yup. I've been playing the most hyped game everyone is playing right now, that all the cool guys on the street are chatting about online and off- Castlevania's PS2 debut from 2003. This is my life now. I play alright Devil May Cry clones. Despite the exciting nature of this mediocre video game, people have decided that they wanna play GTA V... y'know, for some reason. This shit has been blowing up the airwaves now that news has been coming out that this is the most expensive game to develop in the history of ever ($265 million is a lot of money when you aren't even factoring in advertising. You could buy like, a houseboat with money. Or three houseboats. Or even nine.) And that the game's become the fastest selling IP ever, too, doing that Avengers Billion Dollar thing in its first couple of days. It goes to show that, I don't know, people like a Stevie Wonder-infused soundtrack more than they do Chris Hemsworth doing his jumpy thing and hitting the Hulkman. Also GTA V has a Wham song. The best Wham song. Not that one, though. The one that isn't the other two. George Michael sings a song. The Last of Us DLC has been announced this week and Steam announced its next grab for the universe with SteamOS, a Steam based operating system (Get it?) allowing users to stream their games from a metal bauble to their televisions because televisions are for PC gaming now. Sony has shown a new model of their newer shot at the handheld, the PSVita. It's smaller. There you go.